Before things get too out of hand, live from Citizen's Park in Philadelphia, James sent me this excellent Jumbo-Tron visage of our World F#%@in' Championship rings. It houses 103 diamonds an totals 3.84 karats! How 'bout that ladies?
Currently, the Phils are at zero wins and two losses, having lost the first two to the hated Atlanta Braves with new post modern caps with no red brim. They have not been hitting too much yet, and the starting pitching has choked up mad jacks early. And in the game on my set right now, we are down 7 to 3, but mounting a trademark comeback. It's hard going all winter with nothin' to believe in, and it's good to believe again!
Ari Wallach (TEAM HUMAN)
7 months ago