I love photographers! My kid bro is one, my dad is one too, and so is Max Gambill. He took some shots of Ba-Durr! and myself when I sang my old number "Karl Konnection" with those cats the other week. Now, I fancy myself a photographer of sorts, but check it out when someone knows what they're doing! Max is very talented and you should see his work. Check it out here and down below!
Today's performance of the day, the biggest punk rock band in the world, GREEN DAY! Performing songs off their stellar 21st Century Breakdown album at a secret show in Berlin. This is, in my oppinion, a high quality live video. Except for how they cut off the end of 'em and some beginnings. Included for your convenience, lyrics to all the songs courtesy of 21stcenturybreakdownlyricsgreenday.blogspot.com. Though not too convenient if you want to read and watch at the same time. This is just to whet yer whistle though, as I am working on an all new confessional religio-document concerning Green Day, the Ramones, and me. It's posts like this that make me glad no one can comment!
"American Eulogy"
Sing us the song of the century That sings like American eulogy The dawn of my love and conspiracy Of forgotten hope and the class of 13 Tell me a story into that goodnight Sing us a song for me
Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria
Red alert is the color of panic Elevated to the point of static Beating into the hearts of the fanatics And the neighborhood's a loaded gun Idle thought leads to full-throttle screaming And the welfare is asphyxiating Mass confusion is all the new rage And it's creating a feeding ground For the bottom feeders of hysteria
Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria
True sounds of maniacal laughter And the deaf-mute is misleading the choir The punch line is a natural disaster And it's sung by the unemployed Fight fire with a riot The class war is hanging on a wire Because the martyr is a compulsive liar When he said "It's just a bunch of niggers throwing gas into the hysteria"
Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria Mass Hysteria
There's a disturbance on the oceanside They tapped into the reserve The static response is so unclear now Mayday this is not a test! As the neighborhood burns, American is falling Vigilantes warning you Calling Christian and Gloria
I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world
I'm the class of 13 In the era of dissent A hostage of the soul On a strike to pay the rent The last of the rebels Without a common ground I'm gonna light a fire Into the underground
I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world
I am a nation without bureaucratic ties Deny the allegation as it's written
I want to take a ride to the great divide Beyond the "up to date" And then neo-gentrified The high definition for the low resident Where the value of your mind Is not held in contempt
I can hear the sound of A beating heart That bleeds beyond a system That's falling apart With money to burn on a minimum wage 'Cause I don't give a shit about the modern age
I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world I don't want to live in the modern world
"21st Century Breakdown"
Born into Nixon, I was raised in hell. A welfare child where the teamsters dwelled. The last one born, the first one to run, My dad/town was blind by refinery sun.
My generation is zero. I never made it as a working class hero 21st century breakdown I once was lost but never was found. I think I'm losing what's left of my mind. to the 20th century deadline.
I was made of poison and blood. Condemnation is what I understood From Mexico to the Berlin Wall Homeland security could kill us all.
My generation is zero. I never made it as a working class hero. 21st century breakdown, I once was lost but never was found. I think I'm losing what's left of my mind. to the 20th century deadline.
We are the cries of the class of 13 born in the era of humility we are the desperate in the decline raised by the bastards of 1969!!!
My name is no one, your long lost son Born on the 4th of July raising the bygones of heroes and cons left me for dead or alive
There is the war that's inside my head that questions the results and lies While breaking my back til I'm damn near well dead When enough ain't enough to survive.
I am an agent, a worker, a pawn my debt to the status quo the scars on my hands are a means to an end it's all that I have to show
I'm taking a loan on my sanity for the redemption of my soul well I am exempt from this tragedy and the 21st century fall
Praise, Liberty the freedom to obey it's a song that strangles me well, don't cross the line
Oh, dream American dream I can't even sleep/see from brainstorms/rainstorms til dawn Oh, bleed America bleed believe what you read from heroes and cons.
"The Static Age"
Can you hear the sound of the static noise? Blasting out in stereo Cater to the class and the paranoid Music to my nervous system Advertising love and religion Murder on the airwaves Slogans on the brink of corruption Vision of blasphemy, war and peace Screaming at you
I can't see a thing in the video I can't hear a sound on the radio In stereo in the static age
Billboard on the rise in the dawn's landscape Working your insanity Tragic a'la madness and concrete Coca Cola execution Conscience on a cross and You're hearts in a vice Squeezing out your state of mind Are what you own that you cannot buy? What a fucking tragedy, strategy Screaming at you.
I can't see a thing in the video I can't hear a sound on the radio In stereo in the static age
Hey hey it's the static age This is how the west was won Hey hey it's the static age millennium
All I want to know Is a God-damned thing Not what's in the medicine All I want to do is I want to breathe Batteries are not included What's the latest way that a man can die Screaming hallelujah? Singing out "The dawn's early light" The silence of the rotten, forgotten Screaming at you.
I can't see a thing in the video I can't hear a sound on the radio In stereo in the static age
"Last of the American Girls"
She puts her makeup on Like graffiti on the walls of the heartland She's got her little book of conspiracies Right in her hand She is paranoid like Endangered species headed into extinction She is one of a kind She's the last of the American girls
She wears her overcoat For the coming of the nuclear winter She is riding her bike Like a fugitive of critical mass She's on a hunger strike For the ones who won't make it for dinner She makes enough to survive For a holiday of working class
She's a runaway of the establishment incorporated. She won't cooperate She's the last of the American girls
She plays her vinyl records Singing songs on the eve of destruction She's a sucker for All the criminals breaking the laws She will come in first For the end of western civilization She's an endless war Like a hero for the lost cause Like a hurricane In the heart of the devastation She's a natural disaster She's the last of the American girls
She puts her makeup on Like graffiti on the walls of the heartland She's got her little book of conspiracies Right in her hand She will come in first For the end of western civilization She's a natural disaster She's the last of the American girls
The second to last show at Chris Ba-Durr's house, 46 Madison Drive! Be sure to come out to the big finale on May 30 with the Headies, the New 45, Ba-Durr, and more! First off, Newark's Finest, our boys the Ba-Durrs! These guys are liscensed party-starters and a joy to engage in forensics with! Note the sexy stand-in lead singer on their cover of Endless Mike Jambox's "Karl Konnection."
Outside on Madison Drive featuring the Main Man (with beers), Peter "Awesome" Dawson, Billy Frolic and mc Ben.
Our good friends Bob's Hemophiliac from Shippensburg, Pennsylvania! Great music, great dudes, I love playing with these guys. You can use a condom twice! Plus the best cover of the day, the Monkees' "Daydream Believer."
From Wilmington, Delaware, the motherfuckin' Headies! As photographed by the Main Man while crowd surfing. Covers included Fats Domino and the Sonics. We win. First shot is of Conor Ba-Durr gettin' into the Headies spirit. Today's headliners: the Mad Splatter out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. These guys were awesome and hopefully we'll be playin' with them more comin' up! And one note... apparently their set included a Misfits cover song, which I was unaware of cause I (of course) don't listen to the Misfits. After the show, I was outside with Toddy, the Bob's and Ba-Durr, playfulling ridiculing Ba-Durr's tendency to cover/like the Misfits, as opposed to far superior bands like Green Day. They told me that the Splatter had perhaps overheard my cruel taunting, so I wanna say, I was only making fun of Ba-Durr (the Alex and Conor part of it anyway!) Mad Splatter rules.
The Headies (2007-present) Tit Patrol (2005-present) Endless Mike Jambox (2002-2007) Power of IV (1998-2002) Ninja Attak (1995-1998)
Best Team: Philadelphia Phillies Best Bands: The Ramones, Plow United, MC5, The Stooges, New York Dolls, Chuck Berry, The Heartbreakers, The Queers, Screeching Weasel, The Vindictives, Mr. T Experience Best Region: Mid-Atlantic Political Party: Great Ape Society
March 6 @ the Mason Jar - 1901 Harrison Ave. Claymont, DE 19809 - The Headies w/Disco Machine Gun, Lowdown, and Misanthropy - All Ages, $5 goes to Save the Spot!!
March 12 @ New Jersey TBA
March 13 @ the Riff, 1615 Main Street, Port Jefferson, NY - Benefit Show for Long Island Pit Rescue - Tit Patrol w/Hands Like Feet, Fellow Project, the Broosevelts, Critical Condition, Mailbox Baseball, the Young Leaves, Yesterdays's Heroes, Devil Sits Shotgun, The Scutches, Zombie Culture, Canons, Hooliganism, This'll Kill Ya, Common Enemy, Disclosure, Brace Face, Strong Arm Law - 2pm, $10, All Ages
March 14 @ the Mason Jar, 1901 Harrison Avenue, Claymont, DE, 19809 - Tit Patrol w/Disclosure, Ba-Durr!, and TBA - 1pm, Donations Go To Touring Bands, All Ages
March 14 @ the Cube16 Marrows Road, Newark Delaware 19713 - Hot Toddy and the Wilmington Wastoids!! w/Belly Dancers!
March 15 @ 198 Madison, Newark, DE - Tit Patrol w/One Short Fall, Disclosure, Brace Face, Holy Dirt, and Ba-Durr! - 4pm, Donations Go To Touring Bands, All Ages
March 19-21 Tit Patrol Recording @ Second Story Sound w/the Mad Splatter
May 14 @ Rugger's Pub, 40 South 22nd Street, Pittsburgh, PA, 15203 - Tit Patrol w/TBA
May 15 @ Cedar's Lounge, 23 N. Hazel Stree, Youngstown, Ohio 44503 - Tit Patrol w/Johnie 3 - 8pm
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