He Tried To Stop it!

And there came a day, unlike any other, when the Main Man presided over the ultimate battle, Bizzaros v. Apes! We Apes held a bittersweet victory that day, I tell you what! I know the Main Man already posted this, but then he gave me the original! Sucka!

Skillz of the Main Main

The Main Man is very skilled, it is true, not just at R.B.I. but at the skins. But I, I have the Super Devil Juice.

Dan = 1990 Detroit Tigers, Tim = 1990 ChiSox
Cecil Fielder ITP HR











Dan = 1983 Los Angeles Dodgers, Tim = 1988 New York Mets












Dan = 1990 California Angels, Tim = 1989 Toronto Blue Jays

Totally Psyched!

Dan = 1990 Detroit, Timmy = 1983 Baltimore
HRs: Detroit - Trammel, Baltimore - Murray











Dan = 1990 Cinncinati, Timmy = 1990 Cleaveland
HRs: Cinncinati - E. Davis

Tit Patrol Live!!

Oh you lucky people you, through the miracle of digital video, here is Tit Patrol in all their glory, live at the Urban Bike Project in Wilmington, Delaware, December 6, 2008. This is also Timmy "the Main Man" Toner's clip reel to send to Larry Livermore to try and be the new drummer for the Riverdales, and frankly, we're gonna miss him! How do I get a gig like that? Video by my man Jamesage Yetter, check all his work at his youtube page under "bigyetter"!

"Burger Fever" and "I Don't Wanna See Your Face"

"Two Ton Twirl"

"Danny Sez" by the Ramones

"Drive Away"

"Hot Dog Emergency"

"Enjoy the Ride"

"Monsters Go Home"

"I Don't Wanna Be a Part of It"

"Hallowe'en" by Power of IV

"Space Robots Throw Icicles"

"Mikey/Cops"

Tit Patrol and Joe Queer

Here are a slew of photos from Tit Patrol's recording session at the Electric Cave in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.














Todd Patrol - guitar

Mike "The Rad One" Radka - lead guitar

Grant Robinson - vocals

Timmy "Main Man" Toner - drums

Wimpy and Joe Queer - producers

Father and Son? Wimpy Rutherford and Mike Radka

Shootin' the Puss.

Danny Robinson - bass

Creepy Uncle Jim Teirney - engineer

Main Man Champion

You might not believe this, but I have friends in high places. Dig if you will, Timmy "the Main Man" Toner at the World Series Champion celebration party at the Diamond Club behind home plate at the CBP. The bad news? J-Roll could not attend. The good news? You know the Main Man grabbed up on some boob! That's what I call gettin' to second base! Way to go!!

The Fourth (Blog) Wall

Until this summer, I had always assumed that blogging was, you know, queer. But a couple months ago my technologically savvy (to say the least) dad sat me down and forced me to start this jive up. It was literally hours before I embraced the instant publication philosophy.

Brendan "Huffer" Huffman had his for a good-long while before I recently appreciated what a great way it is to get a bit of Brendan goodness on a semi-daily basis. Trust me, he is funny. Toddy's daily one panel comic is the best way to start a day and, like Huffer, has a knack for getting across his personality really succinctly. It's serialization also includes my all-time favorite Todd drawing, which is Todd as a monkey. It is enthralling. Billy Frolic is one of the most informational, educational, and entertaining dudes there is, and if my computer could handle all the mega-code his blog employs, I could read it more fluidly! My brother Paddy chronicled, stylishly, his cross country trip from Delaware to San Diego and back again. And of course, the great Bobby Campbell gives us a window into his (in my oppinion) hilarious and brilliant mind. All these are listed in the "Some Dudes I Know" section to your right.

I wish all my friends did this. Dudes like mc Ben, Murph, James, Grant, Alex, the Rad One, and you! New to the list, you'll notice, is the all-new, all-now blog of the one and only Timmy "Main Man" Toner. I did to him what my dad did to me and started him on the road to... uh, typing, I guess. That's right, the anticipation nears a close as one of the most pondered intellects in Wilmington finally gives us what we want. It is, I garauntee you, the single most significant item to hit the blogosphere, ever. The conservatively titled http://www.pleaseletmerunyourbaseballteam.blogspot.com/, read it now, read it always, your brain will thank you.