Brendan the TV Star

If yer not excited about this one then chances are yer not Sals 98! Brendo has done alot of whacky stuff since exitting my sphere of influence, and this is one of the coolest. On May 25th watch yer favorite Ninja Attak bassist make his reality tv debut on ABC's "Meet the Newlyweds!" We are DVRing it and Nikki is making wings! It involves people who have been married for a short bit of time doing challenges against each other and then getting voted off by each other, etc... and the twist? BRENDAN C. HUFFMAN is on it! I think it is very fun, but if he gets to meet the ladies of the View I'll plotz. Or parlays it into a new Disney Channel series. OK, if that happens I want in, Bren! That will be our bargain: you get me on Disney Channel with Ashley Tisdale and the rest of my HSM friends and I won't badger you for inside info for underground reality tv wagering. Deal? Deal! Love Ya! And seriously, Brendan is fucking hilarious so this should be good.

Danny - A Life in Photos

You know who really benefits from my having this scanner. Dan Fans. Fans of Dan Robinson. I remember back in the day I wrote this mini script about me and my friends waiting on line at a candy store at the mall, and it was no coincidence that Mallrats had just come out. It was hackneyed but funny and kinda good. Huffer pointed out that it seemed to be skewed towards making me look cool. That stuck and has been my prime artistic motivation ever since. Not sex, not death, just lookin' cool.



















Me and my mom... dig that perm!




















Ninja Attak Begins.


Me and Kim (My girlfriend in High School.)

Brendan "Huffer" Huffman and Pam Mullenhour.

Me with Kwami, R.J., and Karl.

MUHAMMED.




















Karl Dettbarn.

Me and Bobby Campbell.




I always been singin'!






















Billy Frolic!





















Me and Billy Frolic.

Me and the Main Man.



















Me and Huffer.


Junior Prom!


Paddy Robinson with me and Frolic's dates.


Sandro




















Bill Kate




















Me and Bill

Colleen Kozak

Frank Pater

Mike Cruz

Mike and Jen

EK and NA

Explosive Kate

Decade of Error

Nick Sinister




















Mike Gallagher




















Brian McGee




















Tom Martin




















Me and Meg (My girlfriend in college.)




I'm the best man in the Frolic Wedding!






















Me and Nikki (My girlfriend in real life.)