Showing posts with label Phillies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phillies. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Go Phils! Gone Phil.

The first Autumn leaf has done dropped from our Phils tree. Longtime Philadelphia right-hander Brett Myers will not be pursued to return in 2010. After seven years and 73 wins in red pinstripes, the noted hot-head will have a new uniform next year. I always liked Myers, a real red neck who was never scared of Phillies fans, no matter what he did. I liked how he explained his 2006 battery of his wife in Boston, saying he was just trying to get the drunk woman out of the room and it got rough, and that they were both drunk. I understand that. None of the alleged hair-dragging or hitting actually occurred, but Brett is a rough dude. Myers was raised by his father, a boxing promoter and hustler, moving from house to house on the wrong side of Jacksonville. Bad-ass. I like how he saved 21 games in 2007 and was on the hill when we won our first NL East Pennant since 1993. But he'll be in a different city next year, and that is ok. It is super-cool to see a player in any sport that is analogous with a city and uniform and then see him in a different context, a different color. (As long as you can see their face... it's considerably less cool in football or hockey, though the on field ramifications are the same.) It's also nice to not pay him twelve million next year. I hope Brett has a lot of success wherever he ends up pitching. My guess: Detroit What!

Also likely to not be on the roster next year, fan fave Matty Stairs just didn't get it done as well or as frequently as we needed him to, so some other big bruiser or strong righty will probably fill his role. Someone like Jason Giambi or Nomar, vets with good plate discipline for pinch hit situations will be pursued and Matt will be offered a minor league contract, if anything. I loved Stairs' two years with the Phils and his Moonshot in L.A. in 2008 will forever be a part of Philadelphia Baseball lore. He should go DH for some underprivileged club and bestow some wisdom on their young sluggers. My guess: Cleavland.

Our back-up catcher is still and always in flux. Chris Coste was never consistent and Paul Bako is older and even more feeble. So Bako is out and we'll be searching for an actually good backup backstop. Yorvit "El Terrible" Torrealba's name has been bandied about, and we all know it would be good to get him in the second string. If nothing else, he beat the hell out of us for the last two seasons. Too bad we've traded off all our catching prospects behind Chooch - Jason Jaramillo is playing in Pittsburgh and Lou Marson is now famously in Cleavland. Bako should probably retire.

Another guy we got no use for is Eric Bruntlett. Sure, his unassisted triple play was awesome, but that is seriously all he did all year. Any given utility man is worth a try, with Jerry Hairston Jr. being the prime dude. He can play well anywhere and is a serious bench threat. Definitely keep Ben Francisco and Gregg Dobbs on the bench and add Hairston, Torealba, and Giambi/Garciaparra and our second string is doing just fine.

With guaranteed starting pitching in Cliff Lee (picking up his 2010 option was GM Amaro's first order of off-season business), Cole Hamels (simply MUST be better next year than last), probable Joe Blanton's status pending possible arbitration (he'll still be a Phillie next year, he's an innings eater), J.A. Happ (let's see if he wins Rookie of the Year... he's possible trade bait), and Jamie Moyer (needs to go to bullpen), and Pedro Martinez not ruled out for a return bid (also must go to bullpen), Amaro has some decisions to make. So, the Blue Jays still wanna trade Roy Halliday. We'd get him for one year (then he's a free agent) and they'd almost certainly want Happ as well as one of our two outfield prospects and somebody thrown in for good measure. Lee, Halliday, Hamels, Blanton and... let's bring up vaunted prospect Kyle Drabek and on paper we'd have the best starting rotation in the major leagues, well worth the trade with a stacked two thirds young outfield, let's make that deal! And if Drabek still needs to marinate, give Kyle Kendrick or Andrew Carpenter the low pressure five spot.

In the bullpen, Lidge will remain, and it is almost impossible for him to not have a better season this year. Madson will be there. We're in talks to bring back Chan Ho Park, who really did do a good job once he was back in the pen. Scott Eyre is a free agent this season and about to undergo elbow surgery to have those "floating bodies" we've all heard so much about removed. He has stated that if he pitches next year, he wants it to be with the Phils, and we would love to have him, as he was the definition of solid all year for us. With Clay Condrey and Chad Durbin both up for arbitration, Amaro will likely have to cut ties with one of them. Most likely Condrey's smaller price tag and consistency will win him the spot, sending Durbin, a Philadelphia bullpen staple, out into the world. J.C. Romero should be up and running, and with wily veterans Moyer and/or Martinez out there, the pen isn't looking so shabby, if everybody does what they're supposed to... Brad Lidge. Nonetheless, we gotta stock up on possible pen arms for Spring Training and see who sifts out, with J.J. Putz coming off a lame year with the lame Mets he could be affordable and a good rebound, and any other mid-level high possible reward type guys should definitely get a look.

Now, our starting lineup... seven eighths of it will be back for sure. Shane Victorino and Carlos Ruiz are arbitration eligible this off season, and if last years players were any indication, Amaro will try and sign these two up for a while before any hearing takes place. Without Myers twelve mil, and this year we finally get to stop paying Adam Eaton and Geoff Jenkins, we can just pay our guys what they want and deserve. Chooch made an astoundingly low $425,000 this year while being absolutely invaluable behind and at the plate. Jayson Werth, Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, and Raul Ibanez all get raises (as does bench-man Greg Dobbs), and will all be happy and ready to win. J-Roll is of course set at short. The only man out is Pedro Feliz at third. The Phils declined his option and bought out his contract, looking to either pay him less, or more likely find someone who can field AND hit. Pete Happy's disgraceful post season was unacceptable, even to me. Los Angeles Angel's speedster Chone Figgins (pronounced Sean) is at the top of the list, but he is a lead off man, and that is not exactly what we need unless J-Roll or Sugar Shane drop to the seven spot. Adrian Beltre is next in line and possibly the best fit. He can field like Feliz and is a big hitter. Even ex-Phillie Placido "Jawbone" Polanco has been mentioned. Either way it'll be cool to get a little bit of new blood in the lineup and see Pedro successful somewhere else where they need a solid vet at the hot corner.

With our team in such a great position, I don't have any big wishes, most of our wishes are already granted, except to bring in another high-class starting arm, and the only one I respect nearly as much as Halliday is Joel Pinero. Either would greatly solidify the spectacle that is Phillies Basball. Entire coaching staff back next year. 91 days until pitchers and catchers report!!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Hey Yankees...

All is right with the world: the self-righteous have dollar-billed their way to the top, the free-market is triumphant! And we the poor are even more rich in spirit. Like Dem Bums from Brooklyn for all those years, I awake with a tussled 'stache and a steely-eyed, non-stop believement (patent pending) that "we'll get 'em next year." I feel very, very sorry for Yankees fans the world over. It must be tough living in that characterless and sideburnless environment. Yankees fans can be analogized to two siblings, a boy and a girl, raised by a celebrated military man who employs his successful battlefield tactics to home life as well. The boy buys in completely, sure that discipline and tough love are what's best for him because you do not question your commanding officer. He will never rebel because he reaps the rewards of being second in line to this nuclear patriarchy. The tradition of Yankee Blue. He believes in birthrights and so does his sister, spoiled, gorgeous but not beautiful, obnoxious to the world yet celebrated by her clan, herpes then inbreeding. The Yankees are the baseball embodiment of that button-down plastic fantastic Madison Avenue scene, the military-industrial complex, 2.5 children, weedin' out commies as the one's who can't afford to buy a cap. To be clear, it's not really about the money. In baseball, the front office must do anything they can, within the rules, to win, and one way to do that is to throw money at the problem, but I do not begrudge them that. Their big money aquisitions did not beat us. It was homegrown Yankees Jeter, Rivera, and Pettite, that insufferable Johnny Damon, and somber Matsui who got the job done. And for my two cents it was Brad Lidge's blown ninth inning tie in Game 4 that was the crucial loss for the good guys. We were not clutch at the plate (save for CHOOCH) and so they beat us. Still, I wouldn't trade any one of our guys for one of theirs. We win as a team and now we lose as a team, our team, the team I love, that I can not wait to see at Spring Training. But I do love to chew on sour grapes and now I have that oppurtunity. So, in the words of the immortal Tanner Boyle, "Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!"

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Sorry Alyssa! (Not Really)

I have long said that Alyssa Milano serves the same purpose for the Los Angeles Dodgers that your man Dan does for the Philadelphia Phillies, and now it is written who does it better. Sorry Alyssa, you are sexy, smart, and rich, but I am a dirty Phillie, see ya on the other side, sweet-cakes! Phillies in Phive! WFC!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Bobby is a Phillie!

Here's the story so far. We at Madison Underground Press support the nation of Israel and the Philadelphia Fightin' Fuckin' Phils! My man Bobby Campbell has a series of pieces on playoff notables that I hope continues to expand!



Monday, July 6, 2009

Vote for Sugar Shane!

Excellent job Phils Phans, on making our men Chase Utley 2B and Raul Ibanez LF the top All-Star vote getters at their positions! Congrats to the Black Lava, Ryan Howard 1B for getting the nod from Uncle Charlie and making another All-Star appearence! Now is the time to make your voices heard one more again and get the Sweet One, the Flyin' Hawaiian, Sugar Shane Victorino in with MLB Final Vote. Do it here, now, and often. Go Phils!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

The View From 307

Here's some shots from the Phillies game last night, which we lost to the F$#%in' Mets due to cheating and Chan Ho Park sucks. Awesome view! Thanks to my ma and dad for giving me tickets for my birthday!
Nikki!


Raul!






Phanatic!

Monday, April 20, 2009

WFC Novelty T's

Okay, everybody might have already seen these, but mc Ben and Jamesage just pointed them out to me the other day... The Fightins in conjunction with Birdland have out the sweetest freakin' Phillies novelty t-shirts you ever seen. Dig 'em all, but specifically the first one, in which an unholy blend of the greatest evers collide in a Dan-centric Phillies meet the Ramones worldview.






Monday, April 13, 2009

Harry Kalas

We're shuttin' down for a little bit... the best there ever was, Harry Kalas, voice of the Philadelphia Phillies since 1971, found dead in the broadcast booth today at 73 years old. Thanks to Harry the K for everything... "Swing and a long drive... watch that baby, OUTTA HERE!!" GO PHILS.

Phillies Beer!

Super-cool present from my super-cool Toddy! Here's the new shit: commemorative Phillies World Series Bud Lite! In a 16 oz. aluminum bottle for "superior drinkability." These bad boys ain't even on the shelves yet, but you know, I know people.




















Jamie Moyer considers drinking his weight in beer.

2009 Phillies - Week 1

1-2 vs. Atlanta Braves
2-1 vs. Colorado Rockies

So, in the culture of Dan, during the Spring and Summer, what you do every day you can, is watch the Phillies. That is, all winter long you go around like, what am I gonna do now?, and then come April, yer plans are set in gold. This is a sentiment of culture I've passionately heard and seen mirrored in parents and grandmas, other old ladies I work with, people I was in the crazy house with, little kids, mc Bens and Main Men. Now, what each of us do with that watching varies greatly, and as you know, what I do is BELIEVE. I'm super-realistic and super-fucking-smart (about baseball). I always do my homework, as long as I'm the one who assigned it! But I'm on this ride for believin' and that is my niche.

Anyway, I watch every game possible, and if the Tit Patrol is on the road, the Main Man has the Transistor Sister to bring us the news. So, let's just say I am abreast of all things Phillies, and after one week in the season, we've won as many as we've lost at 3 and 3. Brett Myers (1-1) is the only starting pitcher who has won yet, and he's allowed six dingers in two games, the other two wins belong to bullpenners Clay Condrey and Ryan "Mad Dog" Madson. In their respective starts, "Hollywood" Cole Hamels, Jamie Moyer, and Joe "Chubs" Blanton did not inspire the greatest of confidence in this here believer, all giving up first inning jacks and getting pulled early. "Lights Out" Lidge has saves in two of the wins, and the bullpen is doing really well, except for Chad Durbin who got lit up like he was a starter..

After a very slow start (no surprise there) versus the hated Atlanta Braves, the middle of the line-up has started to pick up the offense, with Ryan "Soul Pole" Howard, Jayson Werth, Chase Utley, and Pedro "the Original Pete Happy" Feliz all maintaining .300 plus batting averages, Utley is actually at .476, and new comer and Pat "the Bat" Burrell replacement "Too Cool" Raul Ibanez leading the team with two home runs, and the first ding-job the Phils hit all year. Werth and Utley each have homers, as well as the big one yesterday by Matt "I Only Hit Home Runs" Stairs to put the Phillies up over the hated Colorade Rockies to stay, taking 2 of 3 from the Rox after taking 1 of 3 from the disgusting Braves. My man Carlos "Hamster Pie" Ruiz had the first Phillies hit of the year, and continues his beautiful play behind the dish, but just went on the 15 day DL with a strained oblique, whatever that is! Chris "Taters and Toast" Coste is filling in as starter and Lou Marson got called up to fill in and show what he's got on the big stage.

The only Phillies who is genuinely struggling is the best Phillie - my man Jimmy Rollins. J-Roll is having trouble gettin' the bat on the ball with only three hits in his first twenty-eight at bats, with four strike-outs (which don't matter for the big man, but J-Roll is a different kind of hitter). As resident believer, I call a big game out of Jimmy today when they take on the glass-jawed Washington National (0-6, reverse undefeated) at 3:05, when Jamie Moyer tries to get back on track after a serious lollipop outing.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Bling Bling

Before things get too out of hand, live from Citizen's Park in Philadelphia, James sent me this excellent Jumbo-Tron visage of our World F#%@in' Championship rings. It houses 103 diamonds an totals 3.84 karats! How 'bout that ladies?




















Currently, the Phils are at zero wins and two losses, having lost the first two to the hated Atlanta Braves with new post modern caps with no red brim. They have not been hitting too much yet, and the starting pitching has choked up mad jacks early. And in the game on my set right now, we are down 7 to 3, but mounting a trademark comeback. It's hard going all winter with nothin' to believe in, and it's good to believe again!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Opening F#^%in' Day!!

I'm so happy I could plotz! Tonight, tonight my World Fuckin' Champion Philadelphia Phillies start playin' ones that count again! Luckily for me, my man and sax-a-phonist supreme Wild Bill Kate was on one of his many trips to Las Vegas the other week and put down some bucks for me on the Phils to DO IT AGAIN. To start off the season in style, we get these sweet gold trimmed jersies, and I don't know if you know this, but I bleed gold.
















Yesterday was the last Spring Training game (ahh, Spring Training, can't wait for it to start, can't wait for it to be over!), and though I had to work (SUCKS), my lucky parents were there (as well as mc Ben and of course the Main Man), six rows back of first base and squarely in camera for all them lefties! So, I got to do one of my favorite things and photograph the tv!

My ma is in the big shades and my dad in in the Phils cap and beard, and the Flyin' Hawaiian is the one with the helmet! You can't see it, but my mom is wearing her Pat Burrell shirt I got at the York Galleria for $2.99, and when Ace Lefty Colbert Hamels tossed Pat the Bat a sweet meat ball in the first (cause that's how you treat yer freinds!), and the Bat lifted it out of CBP, she went bananas! Alright everybody... let's win 100!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Thievin' and Stealin' and Robbin' and Takin'

Grabbed this off Frolic's blog by way of phillies.com. Didn't I blow yer mind this time? Didn't I? Man that Big Man is sexy! Even Brett "Old South" Myers (workin' on '09 nick-names) lost a lot of poundage. That's it, I'm going to FLA, kidnappin' The Bat, and then we're gettin' in my time machine. Let's go Karl.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Getting Our Due

Great photo and terrific tagline... one only us Golden Geese can truly appreciate!






















Here's a photo of new Tampa Bay Ray (tear!) Pat "the Bat" Burrell. That man in that hat is a mind-blowing image. Courtesy of the Tampa Tribune.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Phillies Then and Now

Remember that time/space axis thing what I said about baseball? Hop aboard my groovy blog-o-vator for a trip through time. Ummm, here are some Phillies notables, in honor of the dudes in Clearwater.













Spring Training!

While the sports media makes a fool of itself reporting on Mr. Rodriguez' (the third place New York Yankees third baseman) steroid use from six years ago, most Americans are not caring about that (because their Home Run King is still Hank Aaron anyway, and so who cares about one player, let alone one Yankee?) and anxiously awaiting the yearly renaissance that is Spring Training. The most anxious in any situation is always me and my fellow Phillies fans! I can't wait for the physical and intangible beauties that baseball brings to me. The scope of America on an axis of space AND time, everywhere and always, opens up in front of my eyes. Narrowing in, I see some early attendees in Clearwater! Photos of a pretty healthy-lookin' hip on our very relevant second baseman, our NLCS/World Series MVP lefty, and our rotund and proven manager courtesy of www.philly.com and the Inquirer. And I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that mugsnjugs.com sign and http://www.thefightins.com for doing a great job. HUSTLE!