Tit Patrol Tour Photos November '09

And THAT'S Why They Call Him the Main Man!

Dude, you gotta check these super-sweet Spidey's that the Main Man passed me to help while away my unemployment! He also gave Nikki a sweet "Glee" loser "L"/#1 foam finger (in association with Fox Media). That finger is too big to scan. In honor of the Main Man I'm gonna eat some hot wings.

Main Man Champion

You might not believe this, but I have friends in high places. Dig if you will, Timmy "the Main Man" Toner at the World Series Champion celebration party at the Diamond Club behind home plate at the CBP. The bad news? J-Roll could not attend. The good news? You know the Main Man grabbed up on some boob! That's what I call gettin' to second base! Way to go!!

Timmy "Main Man" Toner - A Photo Retrospective

Timmy Tomer, as if you didn't know, is the greatest musician since Jerome Green and the best pen since Al Jaffee, because he says so god-dammit! Ladies man, beer bonger, and my favorite center of attention, I believe that these photos tell the story better than I ever could.