Bling Bling

Before things get too out of hand, live from Citizen's Park in Philadelphia, James sent me this excellent Jumbo-Tron visage of our World F#%@in' Championship rings. It houses 103 diamonds an totals 3.84 karats! How 'bout that ladies?




















Currently, the Phils are at zero wins and two losses, having lost the first two to the hated Atlanta Braves with new post modern caps with no red brim. They have not been hitting too much yet, and the starting pitching has choked up mad jacks early. And in the game on my set right now, we are down 7 to 3, but mounting a trademark comeback. It's hard going all winter with nothin' to believe in, and it's good to believe again!

Congratulations Pat and Ash!

For those of you who don't know, my kid brother recently got engaged to his beautiful, cool, and sweetness, Miss Ashley Rhine! I could not be happier! They are the best couple and very in love (for like six years now!) And the best news, (yes it gets even better), is Paddy asked me to be the best man! I am a two-time MVP! Like Ryan Howard shoulda been! Here is the card through which Paddy asked me (with a little Photshopped Magic), plus the ROCK... It's funny, cause the rest of Paddy's groomsmen might have had less than an idel view of me, due to some previous boisterousness on my part, but after this... WHOO! I'm a modern day Eliza Doolittle.