Monday, January 26, 2009

OBAMA! (In Song)

Here is a very impressive and apropos number about our Chief Exec, Mr. Barack Obama, as sung by the very talented Garrison Keillor and backed by the Guy's All-Star Shoe Band on Prairie Home Companion, weekends on NPR, 90.9 on your FM dial.

OBAMA! (In Digital Ink)

Ah yes, the good guys win! As exemplified by my man Toddy Purse.

















However, if you listen to Laura Ingrahm, as I frequently do out of a masochistic need, the bad guys won, America is ruined and our children are being indoctrinated with commie ideals. She is a dumb #@%*! America Rules!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Tit Patrol This Friday!!


OHMYFUCKINGGOD.

Not since the advent of the crucial and frequently updated http://pleaseletmerunyourbaseballteam.blogspot.com/ as penned by the Main Man have I had cause to announce the addition of a new voice to the blog-o-noid, I believe it's called. Put yer hands together for http://www.ohmyf-inggod.blogspot.com/

Hands on Throat Yesterday and Tomorrow

Jump in the car and drive on out to the Domino Room in Oregon to catch Hands on Throat tomorrow night, or jump in the time machine and pop on over to catch 'em yesterday!


Hands On Throat

This is way overdue, but you should check out Oregon's own Hands On Throat!! Featuring the incomparable Sean Rule of Plow United and to a slightly lesser extant Power of IV fame on the drums! Seany is an Urkel-level bodhisattva whose penchant for good-will and kindness is matched only by his prowess on the skins. Hands On Throat is Sean's destiny, playing FOD meets JFA style metal-punk-metal and sorta freakin' rules. There stuff is catchy and hard, they seem to have a sense of humor, and the drums, of course, are spectacular! These videos are a bit older now, from April 2007... I only delayed my H.O.T. love out of a bit of jealousy... who wouldn't miss Sean? http://www.handsonthroat.com





D is For Danny

"If Joel Tannenbaum is the Ty Cobb of the Wilmington/West Chester Punk Scene, then Dan Robinson the Lou Gehrig." - The Hic-Up 2009

"His greatest record doesn't show in the book. It was the absolute reliability of Henry Louis Gehrig. He could be counted upon. He was there every day at the ballpark bending his back and ready to break his neck to win for his side. He was there day after day and year after year. He never sulked or whined or went into a pot or a huff. He was the answer to a manager's dream." - Sportswriter John Kieran in The New York Times

"Gehrig is the game's No. 1 batsman, who takes boyish pride in banging a baseball as far, and running around the bases as quickly, as possible". - Time Magazine 1936

"I never knew how someone dying could say he was the luckiest man in the world. But now I understand." - Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle farewell address (1969)

"Lou Gehrig was to baseball what Gary Cooper was to the movies: a figure of unimpeachable integrity, massive and incorruptible, a hero. Today, both are seen as paradigms of manly virtue. Decent and God-fearing, yet strongly charismatic and powerful." - Kevin Nelson in The Greatest Stories Ever Told About Baseball (1986)

"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." - Lou Gehrig

"There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all." - Lou Gehrig

"G is for Gehrig,
The Pride of the Stadium;
His record pure gold,
His courage, pure radium."
-Ogden Nash 1949


Click on the post title for our career stats!

I Do Enjoy to Bobble

April 28, 2009 Citizens Bank Park Promo Give-A-Way:
Charles Fuqua Manual Bobble-Head!
I'll be there.

Batting Stance Guy and Ryan Howard

You guys know batting stance guy right? Well here he is face to face with the Big Man and crackin' wise with much success. Thanks to www.thefightins.com for this one.



I have spent winter months in deep ponderance of the philosophical and moral ramifications of all things Philadelphia Phillie, I'll let you know what I came up with soon.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Headies Live this Friday!

What's That Over There!?!

Oh, that over there? In the sidebar? Well that is a couple of new widgets, they call 'em. The top one contains the entire new record by the Headies, entitled Sugar and Spice (and Everything's Fucked) and is due out on Madison Underground Records in February, but since yer cool and you know me, you get it early. It also has bonus tracks off our first EP It's A Super-Man's World, of which a few copies are still available! Underneath that is the epic and legendary Endless Mike Jambox with the full-length Another Hot Freshy-Freshy! I know, this is generous and unexpected, but that's Wilmington punk rock baby! Listen, ten times a day for a month and come to all our shows! Thanks to computer-genius Billy Frolic for widgetting me up!!! Check in with my favorite bass player at www.scribald.blogspot.com.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Tit Patrol Live at the Urban Bike Project!!

New Year, New Look, New Tit Patrol Videos! Live at, you guessed it, the Urban Bike Project in Wilmington, January 11, 2009. Video courtesy of Jamesage.

"Cough It Up"

"Monsters Go Home"

"I Don't Wanna See Yer Face"

"Get Rid of You"

"(I Fell In Love at the) Punk Rock 40 Party"

"Beaches Love Pizza"

"Hot Dog Emergency"

"Drive Away"

"I Can't Save No Money" and "Tree Branches"

"Baby's Ridin' Tonight"

"Danny Sez" (by the Ramones)

"Burger Fever" and "I Don't Wanna Be a Part of It"

"Spanish Grrrlz"

"Tit Patrol's From Earth-2"

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Tit Patrol Live at Mojo 13!!

Yeah! This one is real good, from the show we played with the Queers at Mojo 13!

"Yer Givin' Me the Heebie-Jeebies", "Tree Branches", "Mikey/Nice Haircut Asshole"

"Cough It Up"

"Candy Not Cops"

"I Wanna Be Happy With Me"

"Punk Rock 40 Party"

"Daily Lobotomy"

"One of My Moods"

"Get Rid of You", "Her Pussy Has a Mohawk"

"I Can't Save No Money", "Working Class Wastoid"

"Soda Pop Bop"

"Surfin' Suzy"

"Spanish Grrrlz"

"Tit Patrol's from Eart-2", "Butt Foot"

Nothing Nice To Say

Alright, usually, if someone is doing something artistic, funny, or having quality at all which is closely related to my illusory-self's interests, motives, agendi, I begrudge them their success for having a not quite so thouroughly perfect project as I would were I to have the project at all. Get it? But, I can find absolutely nothing wrong with the so-called FIRST punk rock web comic, "Nothing Nice To Say" by Mitch Clem. It is so good, if I had money it'd be pandering. Now, I warn you, it may not be for everybody. There are no "I can't believe he said that" kinda moments or controversy or anything. It's just a comic strip about two dudes who live for pop-punk and willingly embrace all the psuedo politics that accompany it whilst parodying the very same. For those of you who don't know me, that is what I do too! Clem has the whole thing up online from 2002 til the present, and I am a bit jealous of the self-contained pop-punk epic, but strangely, even more, it makes me fell really happy that somebody else out their gets it. It's also really cool to see the characters develop and the drawings as well. It's a culture that existed everywhere in the mid-nineties, and now on your PC! (or Mac) Check out these hilarious samples and then buzz over to http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/ for the whole story.

The Impatients Live!!

Here are the Impatients at the Urban Bike Project! Only one song because some joker turned off the lights on the second song, rendering the video black and useless under the pretense of "mood lighting." Bah! You never saw Plow United! Anyway, this show was crazy cause the Imps and Tit Patrol (us) were sharing all our equipment, back and forth, song to song. During one of the Tit's first numbers, "I Don't Wanna See Your Face", I rocked this open E super hard and jacked Ally's/my bass way out of tune. So, it sounds a little off, but you can see my butch arm reaching in and tuning her up, mid song! As always, great footage by Jamesage!

"I Don't Wanna Go"