Long Lost Videos - The Headies High School Graduation

Dig this one! Last June the Headies played a High School Graduation in like Bear or somewhere. It was genuinely wild, as the kids were very "Brand New-ish" except for Rev. Rachel who booked us. She is punk. But there were like eighty underage kids and pizza and pop, so you know the Headies had a good time! Check out the New Found Glory banner behind us!

"Markle"


"I Don't Believe in Magic Now"


"Do the Gremlin"


"Betty is a Pill-Popper"

Long Lost Videos - Jambox Opening for the Queers

That Jambox opening up for the Queers (along with Tit Patrol and Jake and the Stiffs) @ Mojo 13 a couple years back.

"Blue", "Spazzapality", "Secret History of Rhythm and Blues", and "Please"


And here we are at St. Mary's in Philly 2006. Beware, this is not the Jambox line-up we record with... featuring Officer J.P. on the skins!

"Freedom or Security?" by Plow United and ""Kim Kelly is My Friend"

Long Lost Videos - First Headies Show

Billy Frolic recently made available these archival Headies vids from our first gig. It was a fill-in for the newly disbanded Jambox at the Mean Fiddler in Times Square. These people couldn't have cared less about us, but this two-girl euro-pop burlesque act did open for us which was kinda cool. Dig our freshness and minimalism!

"Let's Sit Around" and "High on Drugs" @ the Mean Fiddler in NYC

"I Wanna Drown" and "Super Booty" @ the Mean Fiddler in NYC

Aw Goddamnit!

So, my camera can only take thirty seconds at a time, so yu may find it weak, but Ba-Durr! rules and so does my Zack Morris camera! If I had a realsy digi-video cam I would tape every set of every band and then who's laughing? Enjoy!

Does That Sound Like Green Day To You!?!

Hot Toddy and His Wilmington Wastoids on St. Paddy's Day at the Urban Bike Project! Video by my friend Mz. Jess Cross! Awesome as always! And check out more of us, Holy Dirt, Count von Count, In Ten City, and alot more of what Jess is up to/hatin' on (I'm with ya Jess!) at www.jes.vox.com!
"Boogaloo By Myself" and "We're Too Cool"

Tit Patrol Live! From York, PA

Yes! Yes! Yes! The greatest band you know, doin' the right thing on the base paths. We may have had a beer. Damn I love every Tit so much. Videos by Jamesage!

"Monsters Go Home"

"I Don't Wann See Yer Face", "Live to Hate", and "Worthless"

"I Can't Save No Money" and "Tree Branches Falling on My Car"

"Drive Away"

"Tit Patrol's From Earth-2"

"Slag Off"

"Her Pussy Has a Mohawk"

"Yer Givin' Me the Heebie-Jeebies"

"Burger Fever"

"Mikey G." and "Nice Haircut Asshole"

"Hot Dog Emergency" and "Cough It Up!"

"Danny Sez" by the Ramones

"Beaches Love Pizza"

"Hallowe'en" by Power of IV

"Daily Lobotomy"

"Space Robots Throw Icicles"

Tit Patrol Live in Lemoyne!

The first night of Tit Patrol's "Central Pennsylvania Gets Less Worse" Tour, from Lemoyne, PA's Championship Records. We also played with the Sheckies and Bob's Hemophiliac, but we are the Tit! Some technical issues aside, we kill it as always. And if you think this is good, wait until you see us the next night from York, PA's the Depot, wherein several of us enjoyed several libations and BBQ before taking the stage! Muchos, muchos gracias to Jamesage, a beloved member of the Tit Family, for all his help on that trip and the terrific work he does behind the digital lens!

"I Don't Wanna See Yer Face"

"Drive Away"

"Live to Hate" and "Worthless"

"Tit Patrol's From Earth-2"

"Get Rid of You"

"Slag Off"

"Cough It Up"

"Yer Givin' Me the Heebie-Jeebies"

"Danny Sez" by the Ramones

"Burger Fever"

"Hot Dog Emergency"

"Monsters Go Home"

"Candy Not Cops"

"Space Robots Throw Icicles"

The Headies Live at Mojo 13!

The Headies live on February 25th (I think) at Mojo 13! Playing to the best damn two-man audience in the world featuring Timmy "Main Man" Toner and Jamesage Yetter (who filmed, editted, and uploaded these wonderful vids!) No slight to anybody else, but that is great friendship and I appreciate it! See, Billy Frolic tends the bar on Monday nights at Mojo, and when some band cancelled, they needed a fill in, and that is us! We used the low-stress gig to play some numbers we have never brought out in front of people yet. These are almost certainly the last three piece Headies videos you will see, as big things are in the works... big MC things.

"Soap, Soap, Soap" by Judy and the Loadies

"Do the Gremlin"

"Joelle (How Much You Love Yer Baby?)"

"Gimmee My Cheeseburger"

"Money" by the Sonics

"Betty is a Pill-Popper"

"Good Morning Miss Bliss Part 1"

"Fantasy Novels" by Science For Kids

"High on Drugs" by Metal Mike Saunders

"Bebe is a Footballer"

"Ulysses"

"I've Been Around" by the Animals

Tit Patrol Live! 3/7/09

Here's a couple of Tit Patrol's new songs from the Urban Bike Project on March 7, 2009. Filmed by Mz. Jess Cross, Tommy von Count's partner in crime. It sounds like the mike is having a bit of an issue handling the Tit, as most organisms and technologies do, but we rule and so does Jess. Check out her vids at http://www.youtube.com/user/dissidents and herself at http://www.ohgeez.deviantart.com.

"Live To Hate" and "Worthless"

The Impatients Live!!

Here is a set from our favorite all girl punkers, the stunning Impatients!, at the Urban Bike Project in Wilmington, Delaware. They are nice girls, so don't get any ideas! Well maybe just a couple ideas... Oh, and video shot by Toddy Purse and editted/uploaded by Jamesage!

"Don't Wanna Go"

"Keep Your Fucking Judgements"

"Finished With You"

"Zombie Girlfriend"

"The Creature Lurking"

"I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" - by the Ramones

"You're On the Couch Tonight"

"Meow"

"Suck My Left One" - by Bikini Kill

"Sleepless in Crapnation"


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Performance of the Day 2/24/09 - The Fabulous Mummies!

When Tit Patrol was in New Hampshire recording, we began living by Ape Doctrine, a la "Ape Must Not Kill Ape," etc... We also got the Mummies record that we wanted for a damn decade! The Mummies are of that terrific pantheon of Rip Off Records/Radio X bands, along with Supercharger, the Rip-Offs, the Infections, the Donnas, the Problematics, etc... Know it, love it, be it. U.S.A. Garage. Plus Great Ape Society Wilmington, Delaware.
"You Must Fight to Live on the Planet of the Apes" - Damn Right!

Plus Bonus "High Heeled Sneakers" cause it rules.

Mad more Mummies at YouTube, and "Never Been Caught" now available for download on Pirate Bay.