The N.W.O. and You

Reader discretion advised: the following is an amalgamation of fact, opinion, and theory. I make no personal claims to the validity of the less verifiable portions. It is merely a version of the truth, as valid as any other.

In the beginning, man created god. Then right after that he made money, and the two biggest control oriented institutions had been established. Money being the idea that product for product trade could be bypassed if something of "inherent" value could be used instead. What they used, of course, was precious metals - gold, silver, bronze. These worked because people would do damn near anything to get that gold, as it is rare and shiny. By the transitive property, gold is sometimes know as "yellow oil." So they spent a few thousand years convincing people that shiny metal was worth something, and everybody "bought" in. Now, we know that everybody agrees on it's worth, but how would we get it out of the people's hands but make sure they still want it? Step one: keep the gold and issue "tickets" that are worth so much gold. This started in the renaissance, and soon after the system was officially in place - if you hold one of these tickets, the state was committed to give you as much gold as it represented at your demand. This was the first step in abstracting world currency.

Who's behind it? Oh, the same ol' boys, controllers of the world bank... the New World Order. a powerful and secretive group is alleged to be plotting to eventually rule the world via an autonomous world government, which would replace sovereign states and other checks and balances in world power struggles. (Much like DC Comics ill-fated Armageddon 2001, which actually came out in 1990, and was awesome.) In this theory, many significant occurrences are said to be caused by a powerful secret group or groups. Historical and current events are seen as steps in an on-going plot to rule the world primarily through a combination of political finance, social engineering, mind control, and fear-based propaganda.

They are said to have funded and in some cases caused most of the major wars of the last 200 years, primarily through carrying out false flag attacks to manipulate populations into supporting them, and they have a grip on the world economy, deliberately causing inflation and depressions at will. Operatives working for the New World Order are said to be placed in high positions in government and industry. The people behind the New World Order are thought to be international bankers, in particular the owners of the private banks in the Federal Reserve System, Bank of England and other central banks, and members of the Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission and Bilderberg Group. The New World Order is also said to control supranational and global organizations such as the European Union, United Nations, World Bank, International Monetary Fund and the proposed North American Union. So, how did they do it, who are they, and what are they planning next?

Well, after about five hundred or so years, the abstraction of money was pushed even further with the use of credit cards. It's not metal or paper, but a series of numbers on a magnetic strip. And soon after, the credit card itself wasn't even necessary. With internet commerce, etc... money is literally data shifting from file to file, which like the gold standard, you can trade in for paper currency, for now.

We all know that the New World Order existed in some form, be it the Bavarian Illuminati, the Freemasons, or unknown previous big-wigs, and has for nearly ever, financing both the French and Bolshvik Revolutions, starting the fire at the Reichstag, attempting a coup on FDR, probably staging Jesus and Muhammed's miracles, and of course introducing the Federal Reserve Act (1913) in America, in which the Federal Reserve System is designed to transfer wealth from the poor and middle classes of the United States and to the international bankers of the New World Order. They've been particularly active in recent history. In 1935, the reverse side of the Great Seal of the United States with the Eye of Providence above the pyramid appeared for the first time on the back of the one dollar U.S. dollar bill, including the words "New Order for the Ages." In 1944, the Bretton Woods Agreement was signed, outlining a regime for the post World War II world economy. In 1945, the United Nations was founded. In 1954, the Bilderberg Group was founded. In 1957 the European Economic Community (European Common Market) was formed, which in 1992 changed its name to the European Union. Currently, the EU has 27 member states, 15 of which use a common currency, the Euro. In 1963, the Codex Alimentarius Commission was established by the Food and Agriculture Organization and the World Health Organization, later to be backed by the World Trade Organization. In 1973, David Rockefeller organized the Trilateral Commission. The Club of Rome issued a report entitled the "Regionalized and Adaptive Model of the Global World System," which proposes that the world be divided into ten regions. In 1995, the United Nations' International Trade Organization's (ITO) General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT) group was renamed the World Trade Organization (WTO). In 2002, the FDA approved the manufacture of the VeriChip microchip implant. Much more intrusive than the UPC, this aroused people's fears that some future totalitarian governments could enforce the implanting of these chips. In 2004, the Independent Task Force on North America, a project organized by the Council on Foreign Relations, proposes the establishment by 2010 of a North American economic and security community, generally referred to as the North American Union. It has been proposed by Robert Pastor, a vice-chairman of the task force, that the North American Union would have a common currency, the amero.

Stepping out of the shadows, the secrecy aspect was officially affected by Cecil Rhodes, the scholarship guy, who in 1901 advocated that the British Empire and the United States should jointly impose a Federal World Government (with English as the official language) to bring about lasting world "peace". In Gerald Ford's 1975 "Declaration of Interdependance" he states, "We must join with others to bring forth a new world order....Narrow notions of national sovereignty must not be permitted to curtail that obligation." And then famously by George H.W. Bush in his speech to Congress on September 11, 1990, in which he actually spoke of his "dream of a New World Order" (eleven years later a blip on history's map occurred) and by David Rockefeller in a statement to the U.N. Business Council in September 1994. Most prominent families such as the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, the Bush family, the Morgans, Warburgs and Du Ponts, as well as European monarchs, and Saudi Royal Family are claimed to be important members. Some modern Popes and Roman Catholic Church Hierarchy are also said to play a role. A slightly different version of the N.W.O. theory goes as far as saying that these families and persons are all part of the same 13 bloodlines.

The Bush family seem to be either the highest ranking N.W.O. fam in America, or they are the front for it. They are all dirty-dripping with it, Prescott Bush provided the steel that built Auschwitz, and DuPont didn't supply the gas. They came up through the junior league of evil gentlemen, the Ivy League's Skull and Bones, which, in order to gain initiation, George W. Bush had to dig up the skull of my main-man Geronimo and... well... jerk-off into it. The founding of Skull and Bones at Yale University in 1832 marks the official beginning of the modern era New World Order as it is more or less formulated today. H.W. is the smartest, best/worst of 'em, an expert in empire building/destroying, and probably pulled the trigger on JFK for not signing off on false flag operations that would have facilitated U.S. invading Cuba. Another prominent suspected N.W.O. organization is the Project for the New American Century, a conservative think tank that argues for increased American global leadership, whose former members include ex-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, Vice President Dick Cheney and several other key Bush administration figures. A 2000 report from the group stated that "some catastrophic and catalyzing event — like a new Pearl Harbor" would be needed as a pretext for carrying out their plans for "United States global hegemony" (hegemony - the predominant influence, as of a state, region, or group, over another or others) in the 21st century.

It is centuries in the works, documented in N.W.O. literature that "A tremendous disaster will take place when, after a great electrical blackout on a planetary scale, the data of all electronic accounts erase simultaneously. After this event, chaos and poverty will immediately ensue throughout the planet; and civilization will revert to its primitive forms of slavery to survive." This is the last aim of the "secret organization" which has spent centuries guiding this process. They wanna erase your electronic money and make you their slaves, turning a complicit American populace over to the world-government. "The worldwide blackout will be preceded by partial blackouts that would only be tests and "signals" to communicate that different phases of the process are being fulfilled." An example of these partial blackouts would be those that have been produced almost simultaneously in different parts around the world; and, at the beginning of the 21st century, shortly after the September 11, 2001 attacks: the blackouts in the U.S, Canada, Australia, and London.

In recent times, wars in the Middle East such as the Gulf War and the invasion of Iraq have been described as wars for oil. In many cases, critics have accused the U.S. of engaging in realpolitik in the cynical sense of political action without regard for principle or morals. A war planned for economic gain can be seen as a conspiracy in the conventional sense of a secret plot — particularly when the public is presented with false pretexts for war, i.e.- false/exagerated connections between Iraq and al QONT class=blsp-spelling-error id=SPELLING_ERROR_29>aeFONT>da, thFONT>e W.M.D. lies, false blame on Middle East factions for the Anthrax scare (which we know came from within the U.S. system, either by self-operating crazies or government order), etc...

With all this in mind, no one president should be able to stop the war in Iraq, it's just a part of a milennia old scheme. So, either Barry ObamT class=blsp-spelling-error id=SPELLING_ERROR_32>a wil</FONT>l win the election and not be able to end the occupation, or some seemingly unconnected event will cause him to not be president, or (god forbid) a Manchurian Candidate, or (god forbid) he is in on it, or the N.W.O. will continue it's plan in a different fashion without direct U.S. military involvement in the Middle East for a minute. Man, if John McCain had won the Republican primary in 2000, I, and every other chump-ass, would have voted for him on the pretext that he was seemingly so anti-N.W.O. Who would have thought he would become their puppet eight years later?

One of my favorite tautologies is: if you continue to be complacent to lie after lie told to you, you are either an idiot, or you are in on it. American conservatives are implicitly in on it, the right-wing agenda mirroring the N.W.O.'s. I am hereby indicting Bill O'Reilly, Laura Ingrahm, Sean Hannity, pervayors of sarcasm as fact, or worse, as wit, and the rest of their ilk for crimes against the American people, brainwashing the poor and religious into coughing up more and more of thier electronic data currency. Whatever the reptillians promised you is not enough! Here is a little truth: war is just a tool that makes billions or more for your secret masters. (This fact is not mutually exclusive to a war being just, but that is damn irrelevant in this case). Who benefits? You? NO! Middle East Citizens? NO! Israel? NO! Who benefits is oil-men, and military-industrail complex men, and the damn world bank we have to borrow off of to pay for all this shit! Do not get me wrong: I am not saying the U.S. government did this. I am saying that N.W.O. operatives within the U.S. government have used a spectrum of brainwashing tactics to gain office and manipulate legislature and, if necesarry, ignore legislature in order to ceaselessly rob their marionettes of dignity and cash. Of course, the right-wing media spins everything until it's unrecognizable. Knowing the truth makes you unpatriotic, and most recently realizing that America is the most racist country that "God has ever created on God's Earth", somehow makes you a racist. Wow, that is amazing! Wanting to stop American soldiers from dying in the sand makes you anti-troops. Realizing that a Christian God shouldn't be the crux of legislation makes you an idiot heathen, and realizing that homosexuals are people JUST LIKE YOU who deserve every damn right that you have makes you anti-family. The N.W.O. don't want you to have rights, rights like habeas corpus, the right to privacy, the right to free speech, the right to religious choice, the right to regulate your own body, and the right to not have a full-scale military attack launched on your peice-of-shit desert when you didn't attack the U.S.

In 2000, the N.W.O. thought they had hit it big. With that numb-nuts in office, it was party-time and the "New Pearl Harbor" could be okayed. In 2007 U.S. president George W. Bush signed into effect the National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive which grants him (the president) broad powers during a time of "national emergency". This directive grants unprecedented power to the Commander In Chief of the US Military (the president) without any type of overriding checks and balances from Congress. What they didn't count on was the INHERANT REBELIOUSNESS of the American people. Sure, many American's are stupid and lazy and violent, BUT we don't like to be told what to do. Treat us like children and we will act like children. Allowing any populace a decade of shock following something so cataclysmic as the WTC attacks, we are poised to return to track, if not an age of enlightenment, an age of lightening up. Summers were far fairer in the 1990's, just ask the bees. Since the beginning of time the shadow world-government has considered it a forgone conclusion that they have won, just because they have been winning, accomplishing their goal of two plus two equalling five, all for them. I, personally am either their worst nightmare (or their goal achieved): I have absolutely NO money and consider no bullshit. Even if the N.W.O. built America, and framed it to slowly eliminate the middle class, we could be Frankenstein's monster, the creation which destroys it's creator.

Another popular New World Order occured around the same time when Hulk Hogan split off from WCW, triggering one of the best pro-wrestlin' storylines ever, in which I was pro-Goldberg.

The Montauk Monster and Me

I'm sure that y'all have seen that ol' Montauk Monster a couple weeks ago, an unidentifiable beast with a beak-like snout, sharp teeth, a long tail, and mammalian body with patches of fur jutting out of it's pink skin on it's raw water bloated body. On July 12, Jenna Hewitt found and photographed the strange animal washed up on Rheinstein Estate Park, a popular surfing spot in East Hampton, New York. On July 29, the story went national on Gawker.com with the headline "Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk." Well, as a dedicated follower of cryptids, I was intrigued.


In Cryptozoology, a cryptid is defined as a creature whose existence is suggested but not proven scientifically, as there is usually only anecdotal information or limited photographs. Such presumed entities as Yeti, Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, Mokele-mbembe, and Lake Camplain's Champ are popular cryptids. Certain animals, such as the coelacanth and the okapi, once thought extinct and fictitious, respectively, have since been found and verified due to cryptozoological studies, and similar hopes are held for finding the moa and the thylacine. Cryptids these days usually do not include animals of mythology such as the unicorn, griffin, or dragon, all assumed to be hybrids of existing animals and ancestral imagination. http://www.newanimal.org/ and http://http://www.cryptozoology.com/ are cool sites dedicated to all kinds of cryptids.

















But! Do we have a brand new cryptid to study? Well, not to study. Hewitt allowed her "friend" possession of the monster's carcass, and in a posted you tube video, he admits to pretty much letting it melt in his back yard, a pile of bones, chillin' in oil.

So speculations abound, both about what kind of thing the carcass was and how/why did it get there. Naturalistic explanations are many and all imperfect. On August 1st, Gawker published pictures and x-rays of a Rakali (or Water Rat, Hydromys chrysogaster) showing several convincing similarities with the Montauk Monster: the "beak", tail, feet, size, and general appearance are similar. The Rakali originates from Australia.

Also on August 1st, Jeff Corwin appeared on Fox News and claimed that upon close inspection of the photograph, he feels sure the "monster" is merely a raccoon or dog that has decomposed slightly. This was backed up by Darren Naish, a British paleontologist, who examined the images and agreed that, if real, the creature was a raccoon.

On August 5, Fox Channel's Morning Show news host Megyn Kelly revealed that the most recent theory is that the beast is a decayed corpse of a capybara, an animal indigenous to South America. However, capybaras do not have tails. Classic Fox News!

William Wise, director of Stony Brook University's Living Marine Resources Institute, had a look at it and analysed it. It can't be a raccoon, "The legs appear to be too long in proportion to the body," or a sea turtle, "Sea turtles do not have teeth," nor can their shells be removed without damaging the body. It isn't a rodent, "Rodents have two huge, curved incisor teeth in front of their mouths," nor a dog or other canine such as a coyote, because the "Prominent eye ridge and the feet" don't match, or a sheep, because sheep don't have sharp teeth. Professor wise then deemed it a hoax.

That is a popular theory, claiming it is a prop designed as a viral marketing campaign for either Cloverfield 2, some movie called Splinterheads, or the Cartoon Network's Cryptids Are Real for which Evolutionary Media has similar looking cryptids posted on their site. Remember in Summer 2006 when that Japanese blue-jeans company did that ad campaign where they staged amazingly real-looking angel wings falling around the world? That was a good one!


Now, the real inters ting stuff. The location of the find is key. On the same body of water reside both a government animal testing facility, the Plum Island Animal Disease Center, and the famed U.S. Air Force Base Camp Hero. The creature could be a diseased mutant, improperly disposed of by the Disease Center, or something far stranger.

Camp Hero is the military-scientific base that houses the continuation of the ideas and processes started with the Philadelphia Experiment. This of course was the use of a hybrid of Einstein's Unified Field Theory and Tesla's (unpublished) theories in order to render a Navy ship, the USS Eldridge, invisible through "electro-magnetic shielding" or bending light around the object. Testing began in summer 1943 in the Philly shipyards, and was successful to a limited degree. One test, on July 22, resulted in the Eldridge being rendered almost completely invisible, with some witnesses reporting a “greenish fog” in its place. However, crew members complained of severe nausea afterwards. At that point, the experiment was altered at the request of the Navy, with the new objective being invisibility solely to radar.

The equipment was not properly re-calibrated to this end, but in spite of this the experiment was performed again on October 28. This time, Eldridge not only became almost entirely invisible to the naked eye, but actually vanished from the area in a flash of blue light. According to some accounts, the U.S. naval base at Norfolk, Virginia, just over 215 miles (346 km) away, reported sighting the Eldridge offshore, whereupon the Eldridge vanished from their sight and reappeared in Philadelphia at the site it had originally occupied, in an apparent case of accidental teleportation.

The physiological effects of the experiment on the crew were profound: almost all of the crew became violently ill. Some suffered from mental illness as a result of their experience; behavior consistent with schizophrenia is described in other accounts. Still other members, like Jacob L. Murray, were physically unaccounted for—supposedly they “vanished”—and five of the crew became fused to the metal bulkhead or deck of the ship. Still others faded in and out of sight. Sometimes they disappeared, then crewmates would stick their hands into the spot from which they had disappeared and try to grab the crewmate, but, if they did not, that spot would burst into flames. Horrified by these results, Navy officials immediately cancelled the experiment. All of the surviving crew involved was discharged; in some accounts, brainwashing techniques were employed in an attempt to make the remaining crew members lose their memories concerning the details of their experience.

Surviving researchers from the Philadelphia Experiment met in 1952-53. The researchers aimed to continue their earlier work on manipulating the "electromagnetic shielding" that had been used to make the USS Eldridge invisible, and investigating possible military applications magnetic field manipulation as a psychological warfare device. By 1968, this work would all be done at Camp Hero in Montauk.

By the 1980's much progress had been made and the research delved into not only electromagnetic fields and invisibility, but time travel, parallel dimensions, and teleportation. On or about on August 12, 1983 the time travel project at Camp Hero interlocked in hyperspace with the original Project Rainbow (the Philadelphia Experiment) back in 1943. The USS Eldridge was drawn into hyperspace and trapped there. Two men, Al Bielek and Duncan Cameron both claim to have leaped from the deck of the USS Eldridge while it was in hyperspace and ended up after a period of severe disorientation at Camp Hero in the year 1983 at Montauk Point. Here they claim to have met John von Neumann, a famous physicist and mathematician, even though he died in 1957. John Von Neumann had supposedly worked on the original Philadelphia Experiment, but the United States Navy denies this. A "porthole (portal) in time" was created which allowed researchers to travel anywhere in time or space. This was developed into a stable "Time Tunnel." Enrico Chekov, a Spanish-Russian dissident, reported in 1988, after defecting to America, that satellite surveillance captured during the 1970s showed the formation of a large bubble of space-time centered on the site, lending further support to the Time Tunnel idea. Nikola Tesla, whose death was faked in a conspiracy, was the chief director of operations at the base (which if they started in the 80s would make him 120+).

So, is it as obvious to you as it is to me? That either, sure, it's a prop or hoax, an f'ed up, water decayed regular animal, a new cryptid for speculation, or, most likely, it is a transdimesional beast from the future, improperly disposed of, one of a zoo in the inner-most military base at Montauk, the only one still not open to the public, or perhaps in a system of elaborate underground tunnels leading to the past, future, Denver, Mars, and the universe next door.