Nitro Nationals!

So it is written! East Coast Nitros Bombshells are national Champs! Last Saturday in the Hershey Park Arena (a perfect venue for another live action Scooby Doo movie... this place is creepy and kinda old and fulla nooks and crannies), where the street lights are chocolate kisses, I watched and documented the Bombshells get the highest score of the day and achieve national recognition! I absolutely could not be prouder of my Nikki! She kicks so much ass it is a crime. She set me up with some fries and a spot up top where I could video tape and photograph the entire proceedings without looking like too much of a perv! So, I video taped all Nitro teams (all of which won, by the way, they really outclass all comers), and we are working on the transfer, but I photographed everybody else, so these shots are non-Nitro, and rather PA Elite All Stars, Top Flight Gym, TNT Gym, Valley All Stars, Diamond Gym, KATS Extreme, etc... Now, I was not comfortable gettin' down in the mix, so I have sole angle shots from my perch, and as I got more in the groove, I aimed for tricks (a.k.a. stunts) achieved and syncronised herkies! Great job by all squads, seriously, and so much fun too! Thanks Nikki for turning me onto new awesome things!

State F@%#in' Champs!!

I knew you could do it!! Yesterday at the Delaware State Cheer Championships held at Dover Downs, my East Coast Nitros Bombshells Team finished first in their division! Last year several Bombshells jumped ship to the new and thusly hated First State Cheernastics Gym and formed a team which refused to compete against the Nitros in qualifiers, instead skeevin' around at less publicized and easier qualifiers in order to compete at States. Well, their underhandedness did not pay off, and the Nitros and my Nikki are State Champs, just like my man Troy Bolton and his East High Wildcats, or Jake Thomas, "Mean" Willie Dean, and Karl Dattbarn and their Schenectady High Patriots. Next week Pennsylvania gets less worse when the Nitros take it up to Hershey Park to show those prehistoric bitches how we do things downtown! (Doctor Peter Venkman.)

Nikki is a Bombshell

Here are a few shots from my main squeeze Nikki at her last competition. Nikki is a cheerleader (and always has been and always will be!) and since she's done with school she cheers for the club team of East Coast Nitros. Nikki is a perfect cheerleader because she has so much spirit it hurts, and she is a super-hottie. The Nitros have different explosion themed squad names based on level, i.e. the little girls are the Sparklers, older girls are C4 (get it?) and Nikki is a Bombshell! And she is, too! Mainly I want to say how incredibly proud I am of her every day, especially when she is glitter-sexy cheer girl! Here are a couple shots of her and her teamates, and some very special action shots of my other favorite squad, ECN Heroes. Heroes is the differently-abled team, and so aptly named because they truly are my heroes. Their spirit is so thorough it makes me cry, and they inspire people with brain problems like me to be ourselves and kick ass. Next Saturday Nikki has a competition at Hershey Park and me and Toddy and Ally are going! (And maybe others too I hope!) I'm gonna take a million shots of my Bombshells in action and video of the routine! Go Nikki! Go Nitros!

Nikki is the sexy blonde in the middle!




Bombshells in Action!



My Heroes!